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The Female Equivalant of Ski Bum is NOT Ski Bunny

February 2, 2010

The Blue Square Betty vs. The All Mountain Maven

– She is wearing an outfit from head to toe, matching at every layer.
– She has a grease stain on her shoulder and a hole patched with duct tape on her pants.

– Bought new boots to match her skis.
– Bought new boots because she packed her old ones out half way though last season.

– Hopes the boys will notice her.
– Hopes the boys can keep up with her.

– Looks pretty at Apre Ski.
– Looks hot on the hill.

– She has pretty hair.
– She has scratches on her helmet.

– Thinks power straps are for carrying her boots.
– Thinks power straps are her most important “buckle”.

– Collects lift tickets.
– Collects season passes.

– Asks her friends to wait for her on a powder day.
– There are no friends on a powder day!

– Comes in from a powder day looking like she has been abused. She looks scary with all that mascara running down her checks.
– Comes in from a powder day looking like she has just had sex. She is glowing and can’t wipe the perma grin off her face!

– She knows about avalanches. You wake up with a mean hangover if you drink too many.
– She has her own avi gear, and she knows how to use it.

There are two scenarios that will bring these two women together in more than just passing. An accident on the hill or a ski lesson. In both instances the ski bum will be the one in uniform.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. May 16, 2011 7:37 am

    Love this blogpost! It is exactly the way I feel most days!

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